let’s hear it for captain america

 (via punkrickgrimes)


to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young


i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry



you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”


he looks like those creepy sca dudes at the ren faire staring at ppl’s titties all day long i don’t trust him


Buffyverse Appreciation ϟ Faith Lehane

When I was a kid, I used to beg my mom for a dog. Didn’t matter what kind, I just wanted, you know, something to love. A dog’s all I wanted. Well, that and toys. But Mom was so busy, you know, enjoying the drinking and passing out parts of life, that I never really got what I wanted.

Title: Leave Before The Lights Come On

Artist: Arctic Monkeys


And we woke up together not quite realizing how
Awkwardly stretching and yawning
Its always hard in the morning


If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices


I should make more of these

book: meaningful consensual sex scene that has implications for both characters and gives insight into the nature of a 30+ year long relationship
show: rape


My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance


Julian Hoeber